Was Easy A all that filthy?

Don't make me choose. No, but cultivating an outgoing personality — even if it was on the internet — made me a more outgoing person.

In all honesty, being "Franko" made me Franko, if that makes any sense.

No, but this is:
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Oh my … well, I certainly seem to have projected the hell out of that line.

Well, you see, Mrs. Evil, when one man loves another but has to lie about it …

I forget who said it, but "A person is wonderful. People are scum."

Why, we could see his nipples and everything!

I'm sure there's a section of fandom who just rolled their eyes and thought, "… drama again." Which, of course, is horrible on all counts.

There's a grandmother of three in Missouri who's still unaware.

To say nothing of the pewter-polishing.

You said it!

Fair enough. I guess it is a plus that Joel isn't always on. Good point, by the way, that Maggie would immediately be annoyed at Joel tearing into the O'Connells. Sort of an "Only I can do that!" thing.

"Why does thou spit at me?"
Yo, Shakespeare in the Park, I've got next year's production.

She really is a treasure — Laura, I mean.

Wait a second …

I guess you could say they socked it to her.

Cheeto Benito is a tough one to beat.

It's beeeen so long, so long, soooo long …

Good lord, I hope so.