With or without the latex gloves?

With your choice of a garden salad, mashed potatoes and gravy, rice pilaf, glazed carrots or succotash.

Ryan seems functionally incapable of performing any of the basic mechanisms of the game show without also looking at the crowd and screaming, “Yeah!”

Better looking than I expected, but no, not especially hot.

I know, right? The original poster is still one of the best of its kind.

There will be later this summer.

That is a weirdly photoshopped image of Chevy.

Somebody here one described it as an R-rated episode of Saved by the Bell, which sounds right.

I'm … approachable?

Having recently rewatched that film, I can't help but wonder if Michael J. Fox would have toned down the general skeevy quality.

Beauty fades. Stupid is forever.

In case anyone wondered … you only get to see the fat guy's ass. It's possibly the same body double who shows his penis when Johnson and company investigate in a morgue.

Exactly. I would love these places to all become places to apply for citizenship or healthcare or something.

Wrist meat, people. Never forget.

Will Debra Messing cover Merry Clayton's "Yes"?

Hello, all! Despite my usual insane schedule, I have been making my way through the teasers for this fall's new shows. I'm expecting 9JKL will be very popular with CL contestants. At the same time, I actually didn't hate the one for Young Sheldon, but that's largely because I realized he was dissing Valerie Mahaffey…

*sad wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa sound*

"Ooh, the captain of the football team. He's a dreamboat. Don't wait up."
-AlphaMysteryDate

She'd been on Dallas for the past five years. I want to say that was her acting debut.

Very few — if any — did it better.