While waiting, please enjoy my pre-written commentary on the 1970 Tony Awards:

Placeholder, Thoughts On. One more hour, folks.

Cancellation League Update:
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Video Music or Movie award?

I don't know if anything will beat Clueless starring most of The Golden Girls: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Best Overexpansion of a Film's Mythology" (which Logan would also rank highly in)

Abortion subplots tend to weigh down a lot of films. See also Fame, Dirty Dancing, Last American Virgin.

Reading between the lines, I think he also thought Damone being a premature ejaculator was also too much.

Interesting. I can't wait to hear your comments on The Wall (which I'll be watching for the first time).

"This is Texas. Everyone has a gun. My florist has a gun."
"I don't have a gun. My ancestors were Quakers."

That is one impressive outfit on Clair! I also spit up my drink on the appraisal of Vanessa: "If Prince designed an American Girl doll."

*chops off head*
*Melinda Dillon squeals*

Hello, all! I was getting over a cold yesterday, and just didn't have the energy to write.

I've said it before — being Rob Petrie was the life I wanted as a child.

That use of "Come a Little Bit Closer" was especially awesome.

Hi, everyone. Was getting over a cold this weekend, so I didn't have the energy to write. Comments on my life at work plus more of the films of 1982 next weekend. I'm not sure if I'd do a four-pack of Paradise, Wrong Is Right, Conan the Barbarian and The Road Warrior, or just the last two.

Good Christ, people are some lazy fucks.

He was in the pool, alright!?

It's at times like this that I cheer myself up with that beloved fairy tale, The Littlest Senator: http://www.theonion.com/art…

We also enjoy country and western music.