Yeah, Inchon would be a hoot. I see that Six Weeks is now available for streaming. I'd love to try that one, since it's apparently a real change of pace for Dudley Moore.

Very few things warm my heart the way Molly's "He's the one!" and Paul Dooley's "That's my girl!" non-verbal exchange at the end does.

HUZZAH! Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah!

You never saw Grease?

Fan fiction, yes, but I would totally watch those episodes of Family Matters.

No caffeine. I failed.

*puts hand on my head in 'membrance*

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If You Could See What I Hear
He’s wacky! He’s horny! He’s blind!

The Week in Journalism
I’m proud to announce the newsroom got a paint job (“American Brick” and “Snug as a Rug”) and we rearranged our furniture. I no longer have my back to anyone who enters.

Were Tucker and Eikenberry's characters written as painfully over their heads in the city, or did they have some savvy? I mean, I know you say they got lost, but that could happen to anybody.

Oh my god, really? I guess it's true what Chris Rock said — SNL is the ultimate fraternity.

But what about Melanie Hutsell?

In a similar vein, The Hot Chick.

Little Nicky

If we're living in a world where old ladies getting crushed by air conditioners isn't funny, then I don't want to know.

Hold on, I've got Miles Davis on the line.

Janeane was an SNL classmate too, albeit briefly.

It's like Bill Murray always said. After reaching stardom, you have about a year before the changes become permanent.

Most importantly for a lot of us, you have to be a Broadway Princess.