Yeah, I realized that after I posted.

That's fine. I probably would have been more sympathetic without the Auto-Tune.

Although Disney (by virtue of Touchstone Pictures) had a nominee with "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing." Maybe that was their goal in alternate years — push one song, regardless of live action or animated.

What was especially hilarious was when she was briefly singing at the same time as Audra McDonald. It was a case of "before" and "never in a million years."

I agree, although I personally wish the new Beast song had been replaced by "If I Can't Love Her" from the Broadway show.

Oh, I meant "True to Your Heart." "Reflection" is a straight-up classic.

Oh my god, Emma Watson sounded horrible.

Agreed. There's not a dud in the bunch. Hell, even the obligatory pop hit is fun.

Which is exactly why I think it will happen.

This seems like the best place to speculate — I have the sneaking feeling NBC will try to cast Derek Hough, Jennifer's World of Dance co-judge, as her leading man in Bye Bye Birdie.

I'll go with Good Housekeeping cover girl, rather than People.

*Benjamin Walker waits by his phone*

I'm most excited for Chris Pine. He's a funny guy.

Jodie checked into the hospital, then tried to commit suicide when his boyfriend, closeted football player Dennis, broke up with him (to have a sham marriage).

No mention of Lethal Weapon and Star wrapping up their seasons, come to think of it.

This is … progress?

No, it was painkillers — Rose mentioned needing them after a farm injury.

I predict 2BG. It'd be a total CBS move to say something like, "All of our new hit sitcoms from last year are back."

Honestly, if you're liberated enough to be satisfied with a non-canon explanation, why drag the author into it?

File that under "S" for "smoulder."