*runs in, panting*

Yup. The interview was by phone, and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if reading from note cards or skimming a computer screen was going on at the other end.

Definitely agree with you on the antiseptic comment. Somehow, the era doesn't quite come across as well as it could. It felt like everyone involved was more interested in the sets and costumes doing a lot of heavy lifting in that regard.

Happy Birthday, Today!

*runs in, panting*
The Week in Journalism
Just gotta get one more of those special articles done, and I can have that monkey off my back. It’s a retrospective piece about a flood which affected our Twin Towns (Wahpeton-Breckenridge) in spring 1997. I’m more overwhelmed than usual; I’m often overjoyed to work from the…

"If their marinara sauce was a person, I'd get naked and make love to it."

$5 off for forgetting to tell a St. Olaf, Sicily, Slut or Stan Sucks story.

*withering Bea stare*
God'll get you for that, Odduck.

But do they serve … shrimp?
*embarrassedly walks back to kitchen*

Would you be satisfied to know I had a chicken and gravy sandwich for lunch today? Even better, the gravy didn't run all over.

*considers commenting*
Forget it, Frank, it's AVtown.

I laughed at everyone trying to pretend she didn't have her breasts done.

That was an amazing book. De Palma ended up one hell of a tragic anti-hero. And Tom Hanks was still a mensch.

"(paraphrased) I just wish we'd have a nuclear armageddon already so we can get past it." — Bruno Bender, Barney Miller

"Tell him about the rabbits" already.

Yeah, talk about your buried ledes!

*inappropriately jaunty music*

*raises hand*

A. What's On Tonight top pick in perpetuity?
B. No, we can't put this on our Cancellation League ballots.

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