"This here is my People's Choice Award, that I got for I'm It!. And it means a lot to me because it's from the people. So … and right here is my Leno. There it is. … What is there to say? There was a monkey on my head and he pooed! You know - it was a real water cooler moment, you know, the whole next day everyone was…

I feel so proud, even though there's no chance in hell of Lori Singer name-dropping, say, Yesterdog and Herpolsheimer's or reciting "Weatherball red, warmer weather ahead; weatherball blue, cooler weather in view; weatherball green, no change foreseen."

All the President's Ponies

I dunno, the last time I won a paid trip was to listen to a timeshare pitch.

Cosigned!

The Wall picked up an order for 20 more episodes. I'm thinking I should probably count it as a renewal before May.

*applauds*

Placeholder, Thoughts On. Gonna try to have it up by 3 p.m. CST.
(Nope.)

That response is giving me tingles, Evil Lincoln.
*goofily dances in front of a mirror*

And Lily gives the most amazing facial responses while her deaf son describes swimming/she's being seduced by Keith Carradine.

Bonjour … Bonjour … Bonjour.

Word.

Atta girls!

That happened in an episode, I think.

I totally agree. Dude is legitly funny.

Or french-frying the cast and serving them with breaded fish.

You know, missed opportunity not having Chris Pine show up to play the spoof of his father.

Thoughts on Northern Exposure, episodes 18-19
“Oy, Wilderness”
“With perfection comes responsibility.”

"Cover of People"

Five years ago. I personally don't think he needs it either, but well, Michael Keaton got one …