When it comes to Michonne's son, 3 year old Peanut, Mike you ARE NOT the father.

It's ok, there will be a single billboard in Hollywood promoting the movie for the next million years for you to get excited about.

"You better find someplace to hide and keep praying nobody ever finds you!"

Somewhere right now, in the Lovelock Correctional Facility in Pershing County, O.J. Simpson is kicking himself for not thinking about this idea first instead of armed robbery.

He's Dr. Wily's least scariest robot besides Pharoah Man.

Featuring Jodi Sweetin in full on meth mode!

I'm so happy I love Lisa and I have you as my best friend.

Agreed, simply because I think Raylan's storylines always lack the inherent tension of Boyd's. The "star makes it legal" means he can pretty much always get away with crossing the line, while Boyd always seems to be walking a razor edge. Messing with Raylan always seems like a fool's errand, because he has the law…

he has a strict "no coleslaw, no fatties" policy!

It looks like this movie will be doing it's box office bombing at the Statesville prison from now on… along with Martin and Sally Decker, and Gunderson…

While I get the criticism here, isn't this episode, with its child soldiers, tank warfare, buried zombies, decapitations, and crossbow bolts to the heart a million times better than people wandering around on a farm yelling "Sophia?" That was the entirety of season 2.

lady who's name you forgot would be lady's name who you would find considerably more interesting if you read the comics.

don't forget oscar's love of comfortable footwear.

i thought so from the moment in the prior episode where she got upset about "nick" dying and her sister said she was messed up in the head… gimple's been pretty clear that he wants to bring in a lot more comic storylines this season.

landscaping was what tiny tina and her stoner boyfriend were up to shortly before being cornered in a bathroom for 2 days by one fucking zombie.

i think it would be even better if he really does accidentally die of autoerotic asphyxiation in an ironic nod to deangelo barksdale.

but he's still alive… in spite of having a scene where he reveals deep personal issues. that's pretty novel for this show!

it's no Dawes!

"Carol is the Walter White of Walking Dead" - Chris Jericho, who apparently has a framed philosophy degree next to his championship belts for a fake sport

that scene in the comics was one of my favorites… tyreese hanging out in a gymnasium surrounded by 3 dozen corpses with bashed in heads, asking "what took you guys so long?"