some of these go into the best one-two-three punches… for instance

holy crap.  face to face, weezer, jawbreaker, bloc party AND rocket from the crypt!  in one onion article?  thank jeebus.

danai gurira reads script.  puts on sword.  grimaces, says three words and goes to lunch.  easiest paycheck ever!

maybe i am in the minority, but seeing randall's master plan reduced to managing chicken fights and beating on some creepy weirdo who was no real threat to his wife over a couple bottles of cheap champagne after being established as such a badass was kind of a bad end to that subplot.  couple that with the death of…

in a deleted scene, he almost attacked said woodbury in a plush terrycloth bathrobe before rick and the others vetoed it.

in a deleted scene, he almost attacked said woodbury in a plush terrycloth bathrobe before rick and the others vetoed it.

he's just doing all this as a build-up to starring as "unnamed cannibal gang member who gets horrifically tortured then killed" in season 5.

he's just doing all this as a build-up to starring as "unnamed cannibal gang member who gets horrifically tortured then killed" in season 5.

NECKIST!

NECKIST!

possibly because she doesn't understand the whole "talking" thing.

possibly because she doesn't understand the whole "talking" thing.

tyreese is george r. romero's wet dream.  he'll be around for a bit.

tyreese is george r. romero's wet dream.  he'll be around for a bit.

as soon as i saw two other black people in the woods (Tyreese be praised!) i knew the cosmos of the walking dead was aligned against poor Oscar… but he embraced death like a warm, soft, comfortable pair of slippers, and if our God is a just God, He will have a Snuggie and perhaps a mug of cocoa waiting in heaven.

as soon as i saw two other black people in the woods (Tyreese be praised!) i knew the cosmos of the walking dead was aligned against poor Oscar… but he embraced death like a warm, soft, comfortable pair of slippers, and if our God is a just God, He will have a Snuggie and perhaps a mug of cocoa waiting in heaven.

comic book governor loses his "lieutenant governor" because of this

comic book governor loses his "lieutenant governor" because of this

cutty from the wire will play tyreese, who is a black male lead straight out of the george romero mold, and lennie james is coming back as morgan… i really don't think oscar will make it past the assault on woodbury.

cutty from the wire will play tyreese, who is a black male lead straight out of the george romero mold, and lennie james is coming back as morgan… i really don't think oscar will make it past the assault on woodbury.