And there's a prostitute going around breaking up marriages!

Round is a shape.

Instead of a theme song, each Season 3 credits sequence should be a different explanation of the disappearances, by different people with wildly different explanations.

I think he sounds exactly like an American, albeit an American who is wearing another American's skin as a suit.

So much inadvertent masturbation.

Put it back in the sandwich and go ask for a refund.

"When did you stop beating your mu?"

The second-best kind of correct.

Maybe his sympathy for her will help him forgive the date, now that he knows her butthole is a gateway to hell.

True, but what about Vampire Weekend Tuesdays?

I really thought she was waiting until her husband was knocked out to grill him about not being there during the earthquake. I suppose she's keeping that one in her back pocket for now.

I think they should have both gotten half a vote for that Al Franken / Lizard People ballot.

Interesting that the handcuffs in the Liv Tyler rape scene may have actually had a plot purpose, if Tom really has magic hug powers.

My dad spilled some blood at the Trident, so he's using the Kingsguard to clean up. And I threw your son out the window. Can I have a glass of mead?

Soupcon used to be great before it got all corporate. Now you have to stand in line all day if you want to get into the Campbell's panel.

Ol' Book Creator

Goodell knows he'll eventually win on appeal if he just punches down far enough.

Maybe she thought she was putting him into cryogenic stasis, Midwest-style. Alien came out in 1979. (In May, though)

It feels so good to have Jane back.

A part-Cambodian baby born in Greece to immigrant parents?