There is no scientific consensus as to whether the inclusion of sodium benzoate in sprinkles is good or bad.
— Fox News

The Dale/Teddy conversations would be worth the price of admission.

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Yeah, Rocket from the Crypt was leaps and bounds beyond Social Distortion

How far did you get into the first season? The pilot is pretty great, and then there's some mediocre procedural episodes (although the episode with Alan Ruck is the best of those).

They could do a season of retroactive reviews, with the premise being that they have a bunch of archival footage of Forrest's life (family videos, B-roll footage from the show, etc.), and ask him to review life events in retrospect.

I sent the mom a little nip and a sympathy laser
Told her she raised a bunch of fuckittens, next time do better

The car chases would all be filmed with Hot Wheels.

He could throw them at watermelons.

It made sense at the beginning, but then at some point, it ceased to do so.

I'm so glad someone else remembers that comic. I looked online for it once and didn't find it quickly enough, so I gave up.

I really want to know which role J.K. Simmons is doing. It has to be Cave Johnson, right?

Alpha Beta mail probably still exists, it's just that the coupons are all expired by now.

He needs to apologize to his church on Sunday.

If you're having trouble following along, Wessel some diagrams in the official Underworld online store that might help.

My only knowledge of the Underworld franchise comes from Comedy Bang! Bang!, which makes actual news on the franchise pretty confusing, since I have no idea what aspects are real and what were made up.

Wolf Blitzer's child death count would be in the hundreds.

I like the set, even if it does seem like a waste of precious theater space.

A time-traveling machine is just an investment in the future. An upstart, underfunded company like Netflix could just go back in time, make some wise investments, and pretty soon they've made back their initial investment.

I've heard the song, and I recognize all of the other lyrics, but I have no recollection of that tae-bo line.