Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night

Growing up, we had two cassette tapes in our family car. James Taylor's Greatest Hits, and America's Greatest Hits.

All that, and they manage to fit in the extra gag where the the singing keeps going after she stops lip-syncing. So perfect.

The janitor in Parks & Rec walking in during the moment of silence with Shania Twain playing on his walkman always kills me.

This is easily the winner for me. I'm going to be laughing about this for the next week.

"I'm just kidding, I know what planes are. I was in the Air Force."

The "Counselor?" "Yes?" bit was one of the high points of the series for me.

Look, he didn't spend seven years in the Magic and Science Department of Latverian State University just so you could call him Prime Minister Doom.

The A.V. Club

[spins listlessly around pole, reasonably clothed]

Yes. It'll get better. There's a reason that there's only one Season 1 episode on that list.

The Mark of Cainada.

I wonder if you could sneak in an acrostic, especially if you staggered the line beginnings.

The kids version is wonderful. The grown-up version is less so, but still enjoyable, especially when there's not much else on.

Well, you get a medal.

Area Woman Drastically Overcharged for Movie Tickets

He said "hat"!

And U other jokes wait over there.

Hedwig and the Angry Finch?

You can try searching for Slapjack. I've heard it (or a very similar game) called that too.