But he's not just playing a straight man (in more ways than one, I suppose).

"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where're the Pym particles?

We just call him Bran.

[enters the secret headquarters through green gate 1]

Isabella Rosselini in an actual octopus costume, a la her Green Porno outfits.

If it makes you feel any better, The Asylum is ramping up production on Greetings Feline, with a projected budget of $350 and a Costco pallet of tuna.

It can be one thing …

I finally saw it, and my main takeaway was that B.D. Wong was doing a stellar Val Kilmer.

The Best Exotic Marigold Sanctuary

Because the current schedule is already the result of compromise among differing opinions. You'd almost certainly also have people who say that the current schedule is plenty conservative enough, or that the levels of those materials in the vaccines would be safe at higher levels (not least because they would be…

I'd never heard that term before, but now I won't be able to watch Star Trek without giggling.

Oh man, putting something in the family newsletter is the ultimate parent move.

It lacks the actually-happened-ness of that comic, but I can see this strip being expanded into a sublot in a John Hughes movie:

Close.

I don't see him as a series of dumb tweets.

Pornhub

As I understand it, I'm now legally allowed to marry Lying Cat.

#senifeldapartment

The A.V. Club.

[word collapses, killing three commenters and injuring seven others]