It's where a generation learned to court women by chasing them in circles around a barrel.

That's actually Tony LaRussa, and it's your own damn fault for trying to walk down the middle of the road.

Those weren't dinosaur eggs in the trailer, it was just a bunch of L'eggs containers in an incubator.

Or changing your address between elections.

Mike (Killer-GA)

Also, near-permanent disenfranchisement of potential voters due to felony convictions is a bug/feature that dampens the ability of communities to respond to disparate treatment of citizens on the basis of race or class.

The best part about a new Jurassic Park movie is that it means this video will pop up more often, and continue to delight me.

I'd love to see Kudrow win, but JLD is a deserving Emmyllionaire.

That's because dinner is pot butter.

Ancient Age is another great budget bourbon, if available where you are.

Catering made possible by the coupons on the Subway flyer.

I'd get a Beetlejuice notification.

Yes MissEli, he is.

Tall Slut No [Superheroine] Mantle

The treatment was in the form of a flip book.

Have you seen the outtake of that scene?

Yeah, that was more of a general statement than a specific assessment of this particular situation.

Insofar as "polyamory for me, monogomy for you" is a common pattern among assholes, but that doesn't really have anything to do with orientation.

We're risking serious nerve damage!

I knew about Princeton's eating clubs from the Jason Garrett character at Kissing Suzy Kolber.