What makes you think AV Clubbers wouldn't be rooting for evil? Don't you remember the Breaking Bad comment sections?

They've gotten almost as good as the Happy Endings cut-to-themes.

"For the last time, sir, sticking an index card with the word "PRESS" written on it does not permit you access to the Yankees locker room.

I eskimo inuit kissed a girl and I felt indifferent on account of my meds.

Like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, the Cleveland Browns are again ready to be moved to another city to find eventual glory.

I want lasers, but that has nothing to do with down-and-distance measurements.

At the end of that, it looks like Harbaugh's pretending to be an airplane and flying away.

Maybe one of these days Andrew Luck will run out there with a pair of error bars, put those on either side of the stick, and explain to the refs that they can't show that he didn't get the first down on that scramble.

Kickstarter funding rights are the new water rights.

Also this is after she gets shot by the growth ray.

The compound residents had always been standoffish when they made their weekly trip into town, buying whatever provisions their farm couldn't provide. When you dropped by, though, they were pleasant enough.

Could be worse, he could have given it nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Don't worry, Felicity whipped up a batch of magic spray when she was visiting S.T.A.R. labs.

When Laurel was walking out of the gym and the cops were still holding Wildcat. She stood out enough that I rewound it to see if it was someone I should recognize.

I'm willing to consider the possibility that, like Oliver's doofy hands-at-his-side delivery at the beginning of Season 1, Laurel's bad boxing might be a conscious choice to show progress over time.

There's only enough leather left to make a baby outfit.

I have this shirt, and total strangers come up to me and start singing this song.

I really need to use this as a response more often.

Beans
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Nonfat sour cream
Grated cheese
Handful of olives
Avocado (in guacamole form)
Zesty salsa
Itty bitty slices of green onions

If Charlie Brown walks are good enough for two-time Super Bowl winner Eli Manning, they're good enough for a lineman.