Yeah. I have a soft spot in my heart for cartoon specials that would never get made today.

Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?

That would bump A Good Day to Die Hard out of the top 5 Die Hard movies list, so I'll allow it.

This is my favorite, too.

You'd think so, but on the other hand Garfield In Disguise exists.

No more table.

If you're trying to stake out a domain for a porn site, just keep adding Xs until you get an available name.

I haven't tried it yet, because I've been disappointed by reheated fries so many times before, but I'm intrigued by this suggestion to reheat old french fries using a waffle maker.

There wasn't enough fabric to wrap around. The back was wide open, like a hospital gown.

They stand in line to talk to him.

I'm testing my time machine. Let's

find out if it works.

Captain America's costume is made from the used gym socks of teenage boys.

I'm pulling for both of them to share the shield as Captains America, throwing it back and forth like a frisbee at the beach.

If you want to punch Roger Goodell in the face, you just need to get drafted in the first round.

They never got rid of the blue screen. They just blue-screen in the green-screen, and then put the special effects on top of that.

[stops the sex so I can check my fucking Disqus notifications]

Your honor, I'd like to introduce the defendant's text messages into evidence:

"WHY DID HE DESTROY THEM?"

Because of all the landmines.