Upon cancellation, the sets will be boarded up, and the remaining contestants processed into a slurry.

You'd think pirates would have invented pegging too.

♫ go on down to Hymentoooooown ♫

10 bucks if you buy a sponge using only the words "sponge me"

[searches Spotify for "Baby Can You Dig Your Man"]

They're playing one of the alternate game modes: Quarantine the Snake Ghost.

In his house at R'lyeh, bored Cthulhu waits for the tech to arrive, dreaming of a consistent internet connection.

It's a Captain Holt B-minus, which makes it a solid A after the conversion. You can tell it was a good episode because of the smiling.

The seal is for marksmanship, the gorilla is for sand racing, and the otter is for flipjumping.

Worst tailoring trainers ever.

NO CLONECEST!

What he's saying is, he's not going anywhere.

It's kind of like a low-rent Biastoc is still here with us.

The 21-foot rule can be the link between this and Justified.

The numbers are different when the villain is a car thief, though. It's advanced LeSabremetrics.

It did wrap up really early in the year, though, the last episode was March 25th.

I'd be okay if he stuck to … listening, I guess.

My musical comedy partner is also named Gorfunkel.

I just now learned that field hockey and lacrosse are two different sports.

Those mouths belong to Boston residents, and he's feeding them one Wahlburger at a time.