It's not a ridiculous failure. Don't judge yourself against others, or even against previous performance.

I love this gimmick because it feels a little bit like it could be one of the AIs in Marathon.

I keep telling you, you have to pick one of the three when you're making an accusation.

The Pleasure Chest is good people selling good stuff.

I assumed it was because GeorgeFayne was the original poster in that thread, the guy you responded to.

If you give Dick Cheney a bloody nose and it gets on you, you get caught in a time loop.

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He's like an olympic track cyclist, but for acting.

♫ One two three, four five six
seven eight nine, ten eleven twelve
L.A. residents killed
by ladybug pyrotechnics ♫

Jurassic Parks traditionally use the FOIL system for dinosaur containment: First inside. Outside last.

It was a shoe swap away from a Mr. Rogers costume change.

"that sounds kind of funny"

I am totally butt crazy in love with that movie.

The shooting scripts have full pages devoted to his eyebrow blocking.

This is technically the last season of Justified.

When you buy your eighth beer of the game, they name the stadium after you.

[Qatar is awarded the 2018 remake of Breaking Bad]

That letter was probably just Sean O'Neal pushing his radical pro-bringing-back-Lobot agenda.

The AV Club

That was the worst-dressed word salad that I've listened to in recent history.