Okay, Amber Benson would run out crying, but Margaret Cho would tear out his jugular with her teeth.

A little bit?

In a perfect world, the moment anyone typed "First,""Fail," or "fire" or "cancer" or "AIDS" in conjunction, their computer would explode.

I wish Parker Posey were my friend.

Except Margaret Cho, Amber Benson and Jay McCarroll would all run out of the room sobbing after Vincent Gallo tore into them and called them fat.

Yeah, Julie Powell in no way tried to make herself look good. I liked the book a lot, but in a nutshell, this is the book (and this is how she depicts herself, not my take)—"I'm going to cook every recipe in this book. Also, I am fat, petty, insecure, and do not deserve my perfect husband at all"

Yeah, it's weird that Heartburn the novel is so good, but Nora Ephron as a director is so defanged—I still remember a line from the book about "sticking tampons up my twat."

I read the book, and I found it charming and self-effacing. The tone is very much, "Am I a total self-absorbed asshole for even assuming anyone cares?"

I assume you're joking cokebabies, but that is actually how they did it. Plus camera angles.

I can't stand Alpana Singh's personality, and I have a feeling that she is a scary, ruthless bitch. Anyone who attained the level of success that she did at such a young age, without even going to university must be crazy ambitious to the point where you just can't trust her.

A friend of mine who has done a lot of extra work in film told me that Tichina Arnold (Pam from "Martin") is a huge bitch, which is weird, because who gives a fuck about her? and that Sandra Bullock is incredibly warm and kind to everyone on set.

Tina Fey
Donna, she would have been my first, but I think her intelligence, humour, and casual sexiness would intimidate the shit out of me, and I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself and she's think I was lame. Whereas Jennifer Aniston would not intimidate me at all, because I don't have any great respect for her body…

I'm a little scared
I'm sure everyone will hate on me over this, but I have always assumed Jennifer Aniston and I would have a good time if we hung out. She seems all bitter and chain-smokey, and I think she'd be the type to start drinking early on a restaurant patio and then talk shit about the other customers.

The baby would not be considered Jewish by an Orthodox rabbi, even with a bris, unless Nancy had converted before its birth, in an Orthodox synagogue, which I don't think she did.

The Bris.
That's not exactly how Judaism works.

I guess we have different taste
I liked "Rosebowl" better than "Kids."

You've Got Mail is still her career low, and always will be, unless she's in a sequel to it. She was actually the only thing I liked about Blade: Trinity, because she just played it the same way she plays everything, except as the queen vampire.

Lauren Graham was hilarious, and it she gave my brother's wife and I one of our favorite lines. When someone is inexplicably fond of one of us, although we don't really like that person, we always say, "She's YOUR best friend."

"Voluptous" is not a part of Beth's taxonomy of attractiveness.

That was my favorite line as well, particularly since I knew that was why she was waiting; the show has changed a great deal since its inception, as has Nancy, but she has always had that tendency: when faced with a bizarre, fucked-up situation, she at least tries to do the most polite, sympathetic thing possible,…