Can we ease off on the Mad Men dickriding a little, LAotA? It's a great show, and I love it, but it's by no means better than The Wire or Breaking Bad. It just isn't.

He's not asking to be convinced. He's making a backhanded show of how he's too cool to love what everybody else loves.

Pat yourself on the back, 3rd Prize. You're too good for the best TV show ever. You sure showed us.

Oops, this isn't my TEACHING certificate, it's my DEATH certificate!