United Fruit
I LOLed. My husband didn't know why. I just thought it was a hysterically funny name.

The rest of Sally's birth story
Based on stories of my grandmother's about how her kids were born around the same time Sally would have been, I'm guessing it went something like this: "Then your dad sat in the waiting room smoking an entire pack of cigarettes and watching TV while they took me into a small room, gave…