Good point — I think we have a winner.

"the most instantly recognizable flute riff in rock history"

"The treasure is my penis."

Is that pronounced "Hyews for Hey-soos"?

It's actually around back.

Atlas Shagged.

Surely individuals have the autonomous right to allow others to capture them, take them from their home continent, subject them to a harrowing ocean crossing, and then take their labour from them for the rest of their life under pain of physical violence and death?  Who is the government to interfere in such an…

Don't be silly — a truly free market can't rip anyone off, since the contracts are all agreed to on a mutual basis.

From your lips to NBC's beleaguered ears, man — I loved that show!  (Disclaimer: I was 8.)

I can't believe that the ur-example wasn't noted, namely, the Amazon reviews of The Very Best of David Hasselhoff.  The reviews there go back to 2002, which is paleolithic in internet years.  And the reviews have even evolved a structure (misspelling his name, comments on the song "Hot Shot City", claims of miraculous…

"I can only assume Snape kills him."

If there were any justice in this world, Lizzie Caplan would be having Whitney Cummings career.

I completely disagree — I think the opening credits are hugely inventive, and really set up what I think of as an HBO style (e.g., see Rome).

Don't be silly, Hunsweasel — as Canadians we are not permitted to have angried blood, as that would be impolite.

But I doubt any of them have rhythm.

Verily I say, you're ten woes short.

Please don't say that out loud, or ABC will greenlight a comedy about two guys in blackface…

They'd have to add Elisha Cuthbert to the cast.

Even if she proves to be wrong?

Ditto regarding Firefly — her calm presence was a vital part of the ensemble.  (That said, her portrayal of her suppressed romantic feelings for Mal could have been more subtly acted.)