The way businesses usually work is if you enter them before closing time, you are able to stay for a reasonable amount of time before they kick you out.

As a customer, I think it's his right to be entitled to, you know, help.

Yep, me, too. I don't remember his accent being that bad.

Why would any human being trying to sell something deny selling something to anyone?

You know, I have this whole comments section open and I just searched for the word "ugly" and yours is the only "ugly" that comes up, so, yeah, no. If "bitch" is absolutely off the table, we maybe should just refer to her with the gender-neutral term "asshole" or something. Whatever the case, she was a awful human…

Ha, I mentioned that show above for why I kind of still felt some hatred toward Rappaport. It must have been wedged between The Simpsons and Futurama, but whatever the case I saw a ton of that show and I don't think I've ever sat through so much of a show that I hated that much. Just completely unpleasant, hateful,…

I am fine by whatever definition does not include me, and neither of your definitions do, so we're cool. I just don't want to be associated with those people. I tend to think of it as if you were still a child in the year 2001, you are a millennial.

Total yes to your second paragraph. I really wanted to slap that bitch across the face.

Fucking entitled millennial brat is about all I could think about her.

I really don't see what was wrong with Rappaport on Justified. Yes, it was easily the least good season of that show (haven't watched the latest yet), but there was nothing wrong with that character or the performance.

Third has to be "Kittens give Morbo gas," right?

See The Milky Way. It's probably the best talkie made by a silent comedian (I like Chaplin's later films a lot, but they certainly were preachy).

This is my single favorite joke in the entire series.

I'd take this over Rules of the Game any day.

Not "None of Your Business"? I loved "Shoop" and "None of Your Business" but "Whatta Man" got played out for me really quickly, like I couldn't stand it after about ten listens. Nowadays I don't mind it, but I still don't like it much.

Yes, one of the funniest moments in the series.

Eh, it's been done. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I just wanted to pop into this article, having not had time to read it or any of the comments (sorry), to say that this might be my favorite song of all time, or at least one of them, no irony meant. It's just catchy as a motherfucker, funny, sexy, bouncy. This whole album still holds up great (except for the AIDS…

I believe it was in HOMR, which was probably the best episode that season.

I don't think I've gotten that one before, either. I guess I've never really liked this episode enough to pay that close attention.