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Prozac Nation
Hey, Prozac Nation's not entirely obscure. It happens to have a place in history as the first time Christina Ricci's boobs where supposed to have been on display. Then of course, it sat on the shelf for five years, so the timeline starts to get muddled.

Notice the premise here
It's really Creepy Celebrity Stalker: The Series.

I want to overdose on those peanut butter crackers!

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I enjoyed "Endless Numbered Days" very much, but those cover songs are fucking dire.

0:28 Hey, what's happening Finnish Eminem?

I always, and I mean always, laugh at an Electric Boogaloo joke.

Do you like to…DO it yourself?

"Objection!"

Dave Matthews in a bear suit:

Excuse me, Teh Dude… the proper phrase is

Let me guess
Lohan plays the grad student

This movie is a cypher! It doesn't even exist at all! Heavy shit, dude.

Yes, Timmy, while you sit your 12 year old ass at home alone, we're going to be out mountaining it up. Remember, don't open the door unless the person knocking knows the password. And I counted the beers in the fridge. If even one has been opened, that OTHER leg is going to get an "accident"

My family = those creepy hobos who chain me up in the store room of the abandoned liquor store

This means we'll never see Chris Tucker being paid $13 million to become Sammy Davis Jr.

"Ladies and gentlemen, of the graduating class of 2009, no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh there's CHAMPAGNE, in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne. you want sex. And there is NO SEX in the champagne room."

Bob Dole Eating 2 Geriatric Retard's Feces was a superior spinoff, I thought.

Can't wait for these scenes
-Where Dean Martin's brains splatter across the back of the elevator.

See what happens when you meet Lenin in the alps!

Well ain't this a geographical marvel. 2 days away from everywhere!