I have a friend named Missi and I never get tired of greeting her with "Hi Missi!… I mean, mom"

I have a friend named Missi and I never get tired of greeting her with "Hi Missi!… I mean, mom"

Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even… Whatever. So in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle - who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana - and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like,…

Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even… Whatever. So in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle - who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana - and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like,…

CANDY CAAAAANE GRAAAAAAAAAAMS!

CANDY CAAAAANE GRAAAAAAAAAAMS!

love her, but my heart got really heavy the day she saw Jaws for the first time and said it was terrible.

love her, but my heart got really heavy the day she saw Jaws for the first time and said it was terrible.

there is ZERO trace of the irony South Park used to make that joke funny. ZEEEERRRROOOOO

there is ZERO trace of the irony South Park used to make that joke funny. ZEEEERRRROOOOO

Sometimes hipsterdbag, when you fly too close to your dreams, your wings burn off.

Sometimes hipsterdbag, when you fly too close to your dreams, your wings burn off.

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there was potential for an interesting discussion on economic disparity with regards to the fact that Max is rejected for egg donation, while Caroline's eggs fetch a hefty price for attributes that can't be genetically inherited. Nature vs nurture if you will - even Caroline's eggs are born with silver spoons in their…

there was potential for an interesting discussion on economic disparity with regards to the fact that Max is rejected for egg donation, while Caroline's eggs fetch a hefty price for attributes that can't be genetically inherited. Nature vs nurture if you will - even Caroline's eggs are born with silver spoons in their…

the tears come out of my face whenever Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman fight on Parenthood. They're two of the strongest actors on a very well cast show, and those scenes always remind me of how horrible it was when my mother and I would fight/argue, which happened very rarely but it's the WORST.

the tears come out of my face whenever Lauren Graham and Mae Whitman fight on Parenthood. They're two of the strongest actors on a very well cast show, and those scenes always remind me of how horrible it was when my mother and I would fight/argue, which happened very rarely but it's the WORST.

From reading these interviews, I so badly want to start a new bad ass girl gang with Brooke Shields, Lea Thompason, Margo Kidder and Terri Garr and spend a night bar crawling, doing tequila shots, being hilarious and sharing juicy celeb gossip

From reading these interviews, I so badly want to start a new bad ass girl gang with Brooke Shields, Lea Thompason, Margo Kidder and Terri Garr and spend a night bar crawling, doing tequila shots, being hilarious and sharing juicy celeb gossip