I don't get why FF8 gets slammed for it's characters or nonsensical plot. I've played the other FFs (not all of them, admittedly) and it's not like they're filled with interesting people that develop and grow and that make you care about them. There's the X with the sword and the magic X and the stupid animal that no…

Hmm… Was Bram Stoker paid by the word too? Because I just finished Dracula, and I don't know if this was typical of the time period or what, but the middle third just was tooth-grindingly paced. I lost track of the number of times Van Helsing talked about the terrible secret he knows that no one would believe but that…

Do you mean palpable, or was the tension adequately edible, like Chet?

Expansion more than sequel, but yeah, mid-march I believe.

Helpful tip: pick some regular commenter and start spamming virulently angry, half-incoherent insults every time they post, are mentioned in a post, conspicuously don't post, or just whenever you feel like it. You'll fit in in no time.

Not to get all candy man
But where's the mama-se, mama-sa, ma-ma-coo-sa guy? You know, 100 posts of the same damn thing over and over? I miss it, I really do.

It's okay, I think everyone took it as some sort of deep comment on masturbatory video practices.

Sumerians, Babylonians. Hitties. I want me some fertile crescent action.

Huh, aiming for coveted worst band name _and_ worst album cover pairing?

… I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

Two points:

Actually that was my first guess too. Probably would've been a better idea.

Forgettable isn't the same as not good. It might've been fine, but in a year no one really cares about it, and a spoof on it X years later is going to come across as out of date and pointless. Hence the need for a quick turnaround.

Huh, I always thought it didn't grant perpetual immortality, it just sort of gave you some bonus years/healed your problems. Which can be done repeatedly. So if you stayed in the temple thingie with it, you can be immortal, and be it's guardian. But if you try to take it out, it gets sucked into a crevasse, and thus…

I must admit to never really listening to the beach boys much. But I'm kind of curious now, considering the fact that I can't tell the difference in this thread and the previous thread from real songs and shit you people made up to be funny.

If I needed my meat burnt, I'd go to sizzler

Well… lots of people still say 'No worries' and as far as I know, they've never been to Australia. So it could've been from the Lion King.

JE SUIS NAPOLEON

9 minutes of electro-plinking is totally worth the synthy voices at the end going 'The funnnn of the autoooobahhhnn'.

Best use of yakkety sax ever. I fell off my chair laughing. It's around 5:40 in the best of clip.