Why marry the goat when you can get the hybrid offspring half-goat for free?

The band came to mind first when I saw the title, but then I immediately started hoping they meant a dinosaur.

I learned everything I know about Thai television from heartbreaking shampoo commercials.

No one denies that it's a shitty movie, though. We all admit it. We all admit that it's dumber than the Dumb Circus passing through Dumbsville during the holiday of Dumb-inic, patron saint of stupid assholes.

He's fixing a divot!

I've thought a lot about this subject, and decided I'm okay with it.

Ableist!

I don't know that I'll cry when I get the news, but when Mel Brooks goes, I'm gonna be in a weird place. The weekend immediately afterward I'll probably marathon every Brooks picture I can, and just weep uncontrollably for a few minutes at the end.

Because when you write your message all analog in an imperfect but distinctly personal handwriting, it's more special 'snowflake-y' than if you just layered some bland old Impact font like all those other tools on the internet.

I can't wait for the one where a white guy is afraid to ask how you pronounce the main character's name.

I don't think the Daily Show does it to conservatives writ large, but more to conservatives that actually broadcast those types of attitudes. Occasionally, Stewart dips into that as a bad habit, but he also gives plenty of sensible conservatives a chance to represent themselves reasonably and civilly.

But it isn't the church that does the dictating, it's the church's constituency.

It's only absolutely ridiculous if you haven't grown up being taught that morality and all its derived elements were planted, cultivated, and sown by the divine hand of god. Other people, the lesson goes, get their morality a priori due to the influence of god; the fact that those other people didn't get all the…

A lot of them see existing laws as being already reflective of the bible's guiding influence, if not directly copied from it.

Actually, a lot of money is going into suits that are WAY less bulky, using 3d printers to change the internal support structures, make them smaller, integrate wearable computers. Sure, the broad concepts are the same (pressurized, controlled temperature, durable), but the current prototypes look more like Stillsuits…

Carl has a lot of issues, but he could solve all of them with a walk on the beach, maybe throw a stone, while 'I Don't Want To Wait' plays.

You know, as flawed as pretty much everything else in the first movie turned out, it's hard to argue with the casting.

She also refuses to define "ironically" when you ask, and also she does finger quotes whenever she says it.

Hey, there's no reason he can't be a famous asshole in Toronto or one of the other cities I'm sure Canada probably has.

That's…a surprisingly good point. The whole cyborg aspect could let you approach the casting from a different angle.