And soon, he will emerge from his delicate cocoon, fully formed, as a beautiful Butter-Phil Dyess-Nugent.

I kind of like how openly hostile these reviews are getting.  It's refreshing.

I kind of like how openly hostile these reviews are getting.  It's refreshing.

Did you know that regularly covering Gravity Falls has several documented curative qualities?  Such as "Me not fucking your shit up", "me not seducing your husband and/or wife out of spite", and seriously, just cover the damn show.

Did you know that regularly covering Gravity Falls has several documented curative qualities?  Such as "Me not fucking your shit up", "me not seducing your husband and/or wife out of spite", and seriously, just cover the damn show.

Given that most of these things are not actually things the president controls, you can't just add "Under Obama" to make them his fault.

Given that most of these things are not actually things the president controls, you can't just add "Under Obama" to make them his fault.

That's not a very nice way to treat people over the internet.

That's not a very nice way to treat people over the internet.

How about Samurai Jack's universe being shared with reality?

How about Samurai Jack's universe being shared with reality?

Gah, it's against my better nature to say it, but I honestly think if I was a billionaire, I could handle the transition to a mere millionaire.  I know, I know, everyone says that, but fuck it, you know?

Gah, it's against my better nature to say it, but I honestly think if I was a billionaire, I could handle the transition to a mere millionaire.  I know, I know, everyone says that, but fuck it, you know?

Ladies, hitch your britches for this one:  I have Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf" narrated by David Bowie.  The record itself is translucent green.

Ladies, hitch your britches for this one:  I have Prokofiev's "Peter and the Wolf" narrated by David Bowie.  The record itself is translucent green.

Never mind, decided not to reply

Never mind, decided not to reply