Gang, stealing humor or bits is an art form that dates back to Plato stealing dick jokes from Socrates. But since the ancient Greeks, no one has taken stolen jokes to the next level until now. That's why when I think of Blue Jay Leno, I think of Socrates.

The Bard
Gang, when William Shakespeare was penning Othello, he had no idea that a character as polarizing as Un Capitano Moro would emerge some 400 years later in the form of ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER. Betrayed by an internet community he once loved, he has no choice but to kill (read, own) all of the weak kneed, Where…

Larry Joe Bird
He could will his team mates to victory with a mere twitch of his awful mustache. He was part MacArthur, part Sun Tzu, part gangly cracker with his balls practically hanging out.

Transformations
You want to talk about transformations? Allen Iverson is making a transformation that perhaps only the great Alexander Dumas could have imagined. He has returned to his home to undo what was wrong and to fight for what is right. He has the soul of a warrior poet and I dare say we will be quoting his…

What a handsome man Leonard Nimoy is. It blows the mind when people with such breathtaking features don't rely on these god given looks but truly accomplish something be it in the arena of politics like Princess Dianna, sports with great examples being Otis Nixon and Sam Cassell and with the flawless Mr. Nimoy…

Where you see a shaky camera I see a vision. Like Colombus visualizing the new world or Michalangelo the Sistine chapel, Greengrass knows he has discovered something that will live for generations. The boldness to have his 5'4 juggernaut protagonist face insurmountable odds while the audience has no idea what is…

Without a doubt. When I hear Andrew W.K. sing about coming in my face I think about the triumph of man from the industrial revolution all the way to the civil rights movement. This man is the end product of all the great advance of western civilization, nay humanity!