or "Twenty Ways To Start A Fight"?

or "Twenty Ways To Start A Fight"?

…long slender neck…

…long slender neck…

Oh hurrah and huzzah! "So if we move the hand, just a tiny amount, then the finger, just a tiny amount, then the next finger… just a tiny amount… then click…"

"Where is the liiiiiiiiiiiiiid?"
"Hugh, the lid's here."

I haven't watched this yet, but O God, if this is the "Just a tiny amount" "Anyone fancy a pint?" thing from the Fast Show, I'll be giddy for a week.

HENNIMOOOOOOOOORE!!!

I like my women the way I like my coffee:Over the counter at Starbucks.

Hi. I'm Ed Winchester.

Yeah, but it was voiced by Paul Merton so gets a lifetime pass.

I'm afraid I'm as much of a farmer as Morten Harket…

The Frank Darabont draft of Taft's inauguration address was way better.

I think *all* films should end like that - Nick Fury arrives and recruits the most awesome member of the cast!

I *love* the bit where she tucks her tongue back into her mouth and then *puts the phone down*! Pure comedy! She was indeed a, as you so rightly put it, "hoot".

If you have any poo, fling it now.

It's evolution, not revolution.

Pabst Blue Vinny

I like rolling around in shit like a pig. I also like watching a man dressed as a fox humping a tree. But which is best?

Mummy, what on earth did you bring that book to read out (1) of (2) about(3) Down (4) Under (5) up (6) for (7) ?