Wheeeeelchairs!

This song is basically the musical equivalent of The Silence in Doctor Who, then?

"Now then Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"Did you [fun] my wife?" "No, i didn't [fun] your wife. She just sucked my [duck] and I ate her [puppy]." "[Nitwit]."

Or, as a combination of El Asso Wipo and my own names, is it the sister show to A Touch Of Cloth?

There was a splendid Bugle podcast where Zaltzman explained a bit about how the Austrian town of F**king was looking to change its name (principally because puerile Brits (testify!) kept stealing their town sign).

See the problem with Arsenal is that they want to walk it in.

Party, starring Tim Key (Poet) (among others), was very silly and very splendid. The Horne Section for musical comedy with a self-deprecating edge, and I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, for Jack Dee being, inexplicably, a Humph for a new age! Marvellous. And +1 for Isy Suttie's Love Letters - brilliant!

I had DMJ down as a male, not female… am I alone in this? What triggered (apart from the example of Pretty Woman, but what male/male Dating My John movies are there?) you to think it was a m/f hookup? But then why would I default to thinking it was m/m? Straaaange…

Father Spodo Komodo. Father Neil Hannon.

Won't you come home Bill Murray, won't you come home? Aaaaah, you've been awayyyyyy, so looooooongggggg….

Was Not Was. Oh, hold on…

Or Olivia Colman reprising her role from That Mitchell and Webb Sound as Zombie Poppins!

The sheer number of visual gags and puns in W&G shows what a terrific labour of love the whole thing was for Nick Park - I didn't really like A Close Shave when I first saw it, but on repeated viewing it's a real grower.

And that was how I always interpreted that music - "And they all marched on to the Ark, for to get out of the rain" just at the point where the water is piling through the tunnel bearing down on McClane's truck… I am British, though, so that's probably why I leapt for that interpretation…

Three, sir.

Or The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman…

"The Jawas?"

"Ah, Wings… The band The Beatles could have been…"

Was that by Simply Red? *boke