The name "Satellite of Love" would have a whole other dimension, then.

We've come a long way in music videos: from "just stick the band in front of the wall and make them play" to "just stick Drake in this set and make him dance."

"I'll try referencing old movies I like . . . that's a good trick."

If it's 70 millimeter film shouldn't those feet be in meters?

"Race . . . the kind of stuff Tarantino loves [to reference awkwardly in interviews and speeches]."

It makes me laugh because it makes me think of Jeff's D&D character on Community. But then I think of Community, and I start to cry.

I think it probably helps to have seen it when it originally aired. There were, iirc, dramadies that did the whole "end on a montage of indie music with a closing narration that ties into the whole ensemble" and it was overexposed then but nowhere near as overexposed as it is now. That's why Scrubs could hit with…

I haven't seen this movie and I haven't seen anyone bring up "Young Frankenstein" but that ridiculous screwball comedy seems to have a much more in-depth and intelligent understanding of the requisite themes and motifs of the source material than this movie.

A buddy of mine asked if I wanted to go see this and I couldn't think of a delicate way to say that nothing that I'd seen, read or heard about it made me want to be exposed to it for anything but a second.

A.A. Dowd. Couldn't even come up with two different letters!

That's interesting information, thanks for sharing.

Take it easy and talk it out with the lifeline, seriously.

It's okay to say you don't like that style of book but yes let's not pretend that Frankenstein is poor quality because it's some kind of departure from traditional literature.

Mary Shelley is gonna be pissed when she sees that comment

"Pink Lady and Jeff" and "Marville" were clickbaity low-hanging fruit? I don't think so. I think you might have changed just as much or more than you think he has.

The glasses, the unbuttoned shirt, the pants, is that a Casio watch? Ugh.

Garden State 2: Tokyo Brafft

It's always "We don't have enough money and so we can never go to Europe / buy our dream house / retire at 30 to paint for a living!" It's never "We don't have enough money so I'm going to have to declare bankruptcy and get my wages garnished and get on public assistance and start seeing a nurse practitioner at a…

That's a VERY deliberate adjective choice, indeed.

I'm sure he thinks a lot about how much people on the internet dislike his character on his sitcom while he's telling the delivery people which bathroom he wants his Jacuzzi installed in