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Full disclosure, I haven't seen "Spectre" yet, but I don't really see how Quantum is "underrated." I don't think any film that offers action and suspense yet actually has so little of either to give deserves that title.

ONLY SITHS DEAL IN ABSOLUTES!!!

I don't know if anyone's brought up the end of Mass Effect 3 yet, but people who try to defend /that/ albatross around the neck of a great sci-fi property also don't seem to understand the complaints people have. You're perfectly entitled to like anything you want, but if something doesn't make narrative sense, then

It gets posted every time the prequels come up, but I agree, RLM's take on the prequels is the definitive answer on the subject.

I don't know if I'd call George Lucas an "untalented artist." I think he's a very talented artist. The difference is that one very talented artist can paint a moving picture or take a lovely photograph. But one talented artist can't make a movie, or a TV show, or something on that scale. And when you operate from a

I would definitely take a Formula One car into the suburbs. I'd be very cool, in the five minutes before I smashed through a brick wall and got killed instantly. Not unlike the vast majority of podracers in Ep. 1, I realize.

I'm actually worse at them now than I was at six years old.

There was the "Star Wars: Episode One" game that Factor 5 made. It didn't have /that/ landspeeder, but it had a pretty similar kind of landspeeder iirc.

I still have flashbacks about being forced to use the Y-Wing on that awful mission in the first game in . . . the volcano, or whatever? Shooting down the giant spinning teacup thing while those damned missiles kept locking on.

I've been told that the Star Wars prequels don't deserve your hatred. Stop that.

Stop hogging all the writers, Aquaman! We need someone to do rewrites on that Die Hard sequel!

Exactly. "This song sucks" is so much less interesting than "I don't like this song, and this is why."

However, like Taylor Swift, they will also attack your eyes, throat and groin first because they know that they are your most vulnerable parts.

He's . . . twenty? Twenty-one? It's baffling to me.

1) Public access television

Was this written on a mechanical typewriter in an isolate woodland cabin, by any chance?

I momentarily remembered it existed when Lena Dunham released that hideous autobiography last year, does that count?

Aziz Ansari is gonna be pissed when he sees this

"Help, an industry you have no material investment in is going to have to shift its paradigm within the next decade!"

My brother in law loves NCIS. He has yet to submit his brain to me for testing.