I definitely don't think Ken Levine needs to be responsible for his entire team, but . . . I don't know. All I can think of is that I'd much rather be the guy who can jump ship for creative purposes and not the guy who has to stay behind and help play "Nearer My God to Thee" as the ship sinks.

Is this going to interfere with my daily WGN schedule of watching "In the Heat of the Night" reruns all afternoon? Because by my estimates I've still got a few more weeks of unemployment left to slog through and I needs my fix.

The film Captain Philips would've been very improved by the introduction of juggalo pirates. Especially the ending.

I live not far away from Bonaroo, which is a pretty annoying spectacle every year. I wouldn't trade a week of shitty traffic and transient hippies for three hours of juggalos within the same county as my home, though.

At some point he's going to have to lecture that kid about making poor decisions in life. I hope she gets free therapy and anti-depressant prescriptions for the rest of her days

Their natural environment is dark, moist areas. When you spray Raid around your house, remember to get behind the TV and in the corners of your closet.

Catamites? Sorry, wrong movie.

Did no one from the network try to reach out to Diana Ross and get her on this thing?

Until you brought it up, I totally forgot the part where the undead surround the house and being pretty excited at the prospect of a huge witch on zombie dust up. Then there was like, Christmas or something? Anyway the point is did anything come of that?

Be careful, you're in Heisenberg territory. Some might advise you to stay out of it.

It was all crazy and no fun.

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, FIONA" etc. etc.

Oh wow, that reminds me, weren't the girls supposed to be being taught how to be better witches at some point? Is all this murder and infighting just part of the curriculum?

Looking at the mother characters on Coven at least, I'm not sure I want to see what's in the dark recesses of his mind. I'm thinking 'no wire hangers' were be the least of young Ryan's worries.

I guess it's not really fair to associate Glee - era Ryan Murphy with the Fox network going from the people who greenlit The Simpsons, Married . . . With Children and In Living Color to the people who birthed the sleazy reality show genre in family-friendly primetime and canceled Arrested Development and Firefly. But…

Thank you for that. Thank you so much.

She did periodically yo-yo back and forth from "I'm leaving this crazy place!" to "I want to be the next Supreme!" periodically. She had character development but it was pretty much just a sine wave back and forth between the two extremes.

Jesus, I can't imagine a world where Coven is on every year. Also, this show had likable characters?

It just makes everything sort of joyless for me. Personally, I don't think every story needs to have a good protagonist triumphing over an evil antagonist through sheer feats of will, but if you don't have an interesting and well-thought-out alternative, the whole thing suffers.

I'm rooting for Lance Reddick to be in more . . . whatever stuff he wants to be in. He absolutely nailed everything about creepy voodoo tropes.