KB: Well done, good sir.

It's official
I have a Tron-boner.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before you blow me first,
And miles to go before you blow me first.

What?
"Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore" isn't on here? Why? Why, goddammit?

Are all three joke endings?
Or will they be unused alternate endings?

John B — YES!!

Hollywood Boulevard
One drunken collegiate night in 1999, we were all sitting around watching the late night movie channels. Hollywood Boulevard comes on, so we start watching it because of the promise of boobies.

Agreed, Outer Limits is a great show. Demon With A Glass Hand is my favorite, it boggled my mind when I saw it as a teen.

So, what kind of show will this be?
I'm hoping for the three-camera classic sitcom setup. No more "hey, we're filming a fake documentary" stuff like Office and Parks/Rec.

She's the kind of girl you'd have to go UP on! Amirite???

Tune in next Tuesday to AV Undercover! ICP does Kokomo!

Can't be for real
1:21
Music is all magic…you can't even HOLD it!….it's just there in the air…

I'm a few days late to the party here, but I couldn't resist. Towing Jehovah was such a great book. It's a shame that it's not very well known.

Jennifer Love Huge-Tits
is what I call her. Why? Because it's true and you can't stop me.

I got the skills to pay the bills.

Parker Lewis Can't Lose - S2
One of my favorite shows of all time. I idolized Parker in high school, right down to the crazy-patterned, buttoned-all-the-way-up shirts. I bought Season 1 a while back and it's still as funny as I remember it. Synchronize swatches.

I'll continue to buy classic Mega Man games until I'm dead and buried
I'm serious, they don't have to make any changes to the gameplay, they don't have to add any "groundbreaking innovations". Just come up with different levels and bosses — hell, they don't even need to do that. Just palatte swap everything and use…

Four Brothers 2: Hey Goat
Did you see "The Perfect Storm", goat?