You're fooling yourself!

Gay porn at that.

The most important thing I learned from t Atlas Shrugged is that strong independant women really want to get smacked around a bit before you give them a good rough fucking.

Sandler is modern day Sisyphus. Continually pushing up Rob Schneider's career only to watch it roll downhill again.

What about Cheap Trick? Has the Hall forgotten the magnetism of Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielson?

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

Actually, Jesse Eisenberg's face IS a horror movie!

With Rose McGowan as Frankensnowhite.

By virtue of being a better actor this guy has done us the favor of putting Joe Piscopo out of work.

I was convicted of voluntary disinterest.

Way to slew foot the firstie!

Time to die, Ridley Scott!

The twist is that McAdams' character has been dead nigh the past 30 years.

Not never?

Buck-toothed, knock-kneed, horse-faced space dog!!!

It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be kooky.

How many Danzigs can I get for 9 or 10 Frankensteins?

Not once do either of these shitheels mention sexual harassment.  I mean, come on…  you haven't truly experienced the unpaid intern experience until you've been sexually harassed.  It's not like Aronofsky forced them to reenact his classic ass-to-ass scene for the amusement of cast and crew.

Nobody paid me anything when I enhanced the shitting in a sink scene in Bridesmaids with a pungent and well timed fart.

Did Darth sense a disturbance at the Heron House?