Luxury-Yachtstein was an immediate disqualifier.

Is This Anything?

God damn you Sark! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!

Speaking as a former baby, I don't like that comment one bit.

Why don't you read the rule book, shankapotamus.

Are you asking me or Samantha Ronson?

Sorry, but when I think of alcoholic sexualized babies named Lindsay, I immediately think of US Senator Lindsey Graham (R., SC).

So whatever happened to horsefellow anyway?

So anyway, this naked lady walks into a bar carrying a poodle in one hand and a three foot salami in the other…

If you watch High Plains Drifter you'll understand that sometimes a woman just needs to be raped in order to teach her some manners… or something like that.

Brain_slug, I'm in if you call it The FapperTM.

Fap on…
Fap off…
Fap on fap off, The Fapper

When I was a teen we didn't have these newfangled LOLSESSES or whatchumacallit Sidekickers. Marketers who wanted our attention got it the old fashioned way… they earned it!

He looks like he just farted and is trying to glare away any suspicion.

Aren't they all winners at the ISAs?

He made gay porn too?

And Cuba Gooding, Jr. Oh wait, it's only his career that's dead.

This sounds like how Avatar started out.

All her directing credits are pretty far from chick flick territory if I recall so it's not like this was a shameless Oscar grab.

At what 3rd rate comedy dungeon did they dig up this Tom Papa fuck? That guy sucks so fucking bad. And that fucking Seinfeld is turning into such a horse-faced buffoon, I can't stand him anymore either. Amelie is right. I think 10:09 is about the time I tuned that shit out. I couldn't tell what was worse, the…