Zachary Taylor, because he was too busy whooping and spinning around in The Big Chair? I knew that.

Grizzy Dizzy Prizzy, for fuck's sake! We're trying to have a serious discussion, here!

TAKE YOUR PILLS, FRITZOID!

General Question: if conservatives are such hard-working, Job Creating motherfuckers, where do they find all of the time to ceaselessly and obsessively troll the internet?

You get a lot more out of it when you're older than when you're made to do it in school.

That's the best entry point! I envy you.

Great Expectations and Bleak House are Dickens' greatest novels. They are wonderful any time. Streetcar is Tom's best play. :-)
I'm getting sadly close to the end of Bill Bryson's delightful The Road to Little Dribbling and my A. A. Gill book has apparently been shipped Third Class Surface Mail on a tramp steamer that…

I'm glad you're getting some down-time, man.

Umm, this is a plutocracy. Has been for a long time.

The only thing that trickles down is piss.

I'm so sorry, Franko! My condolences to you and your family!

Plus the Democrats expanded their number of voters in the North, particularly among Irish immigrants who didn't want to have to compete with blacks for jobs and wages.

Frank Drebin wiped it off.

I'm certain it will be a calm, rational and deliberative process with little to no chance of civil unrest.

But just think of the different factions concealed-carry gun fetishists shooting it out in the streets! Irony, indeed.

The big rectangular states out West with more cows than people.

Also utterly terrifying.

Nemeses, you ask? None that are now living. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

The Pity of War is a load of joad, and I shan't be wasting any more time on that Tory bastard's books.

I still can't read it.