You're A Helluva Drug!

Nudedador, put that rolled-up $100 bill down this instant!

OH, YEAH? WELL, THE VILLAGE PEOPLE JUST CALLED, AND THEY SAID YOU SHOULD ALL FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES, YOU PRANCY BASTARDS!

They did. Flat-top and moustache detective with cigarillo. Ed Burns smirking. I'm cursed with a freakishly good memory for someone who drinks as much as I do. ;-)

THAT'S NOT WHAT A BLOW HOLE IS FOR, YOU SICK FUCK! ;-)

Got all three DDs, choked on FJ.

I'm American history and geography teacher.
Oh, I've wasted my life…
[drinks]

Weren't southwest English accents always Hollywood's go-to "talk like a pirate" choice?

[Slings White Jacket away, has it immediately flung back in face]

'Jan Met, Damn it, I love You!'

My Senior Drill Sergeant wasn't Ron Swanson, but that's where I heard that one first.

I'll go with an entirely imaginary one: "Yar, me Scrougins!" ;-)
Try dealing with 2,ooo regional and local variants with lots of loan words from the people we knicked the land off of. ;-)
"Sitting out on the veranda, looking at the jungle, wearing their pajamas while shampooing their hair! RUBBISH! It's only called…

I've heard enough about JtV to hate it without ever having seen it from perusing these pages. I will maintain that status. Telanovelas son Telenovelas. This one's just in English (mostly).

Colin Powell is a God-damned disgrace.

There Would Be Blood.

I would that that were true, but Koch-slappings are ongoing as we speak…

So Thomas Frank would have us believe, but he started out as a ghastly little Reaganite who went to the other extreme.

The Weimar Republic was surprisingly progressive on Gay rights and issues, but we all know how that turned out.

"Hair: The Musical" was hilariously deployed in conversation.

They don't like being referred to as Herr Reichsfurher, I can tell you that much.