The Greeks are still pissed off about all of those Corinthians being flayed alive, which is entirely understandable.

So you kill people and steal their food? Why, that's "The Columbian Exchange,"
my friend! You also get syphilis, unfortunately. ;-)

Here's an odd phenomenon: the less you listen to a homeopath, the better it works.
EDIT for illiteracy.

Hey, Nothin' was one of my favorite childhood pets!
Yes, I was a colossal dickhead of an eight-year old.

Dear John was a good, well-made show with an extremely solid cast. I enjoyed it a lot.

Well, I wouldn't call them pedophiles, but they weren't that great. ;-)

"Of course they were, dumbass!"
- Red Forman ;-)
But Kitty had the most range on the show.

Well, Germans, obviously.

The curse of having odd-numbered measurements!

He sticks his penis in the yogurt.

Take it easy, Shatner.

It was a stand-up thing to do. I liked the guy and admire his run.

Choked on Tecumseh's Curse, got the other three.

I know, right!

Are you a drummer?

Beautiful country and good weather at the perfect time of year for it, too. :-)

Mysterious Discus Overlord shit…

Harsh, dude. Really harsh. Steve fucking owes me $20!

I understand that an Irish woman and a bespoke cow have already been obtained for that very purpose.

[slathered by specks of Cotton Mather's spittle as he re-reads
"Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" again for his classes]
"It burns!"