I'm sure you'll do wonderfully, Franko! Take care!

Was that made in East Germany or something?

Through a harsh and painful process of repression, UNTIL YOU FUCKED THAT UP, CAPPADOCIUS! Thanks a lot, pal! ;-)

Not Jewish enough.

"Anyone who brings back a gallon of gas gets to butt fuck The Sad Boy!"

Hooray! The music saved us!

Oh, go watch Roadhouse again. I know you want to! ;-)

Young Adult is great.

He is a good actor and does have range. Becoming a parent has taken some edge off of his comedy, but he's still hilarious. A genius at word-play, a master storyteller and a deep familiar of the surreal. Also, his two books are damned good and well worth owning, especially Silver Screen Fiend.
I adore the guy's work.

"This is what I'd like you to do. I want you to take a sourdough bread bowl and fill it with hot, buttered noodles with crushed pretzels sprinkled on top.
Then I'm going to take it into the bathroom and eat it, and no matter what you hear, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR!"

I met and spoke with Fukuyama in the mid 1990s. The man is what used to be called a Learned Fool.

Beer and sautéed onions, to be strained and served of the brats after grilling.

When I first heard that my immediate thought was "How? Those things aren't real!"

I'm partial to The Rooster's "Fuck It Bucket."

Junkie Whore! No, wait, I've done that…

Now that's more like it!

Yes. Very impressive. I was looking for acting, though. Atlantic City is good. Castle Keep is a god damned mess with some stunningly good bits in it.

We did say "try". No promises.

The Real Hostile.

And He's Hungry Like the Wolf…
[violently begins to change form]