Hey, it saves washing a glass.

And they never had anything to do with the BNP whatsoever!

I says Miiitch…

Month(s).

The phrase "Job Creator" is right up there with "Slave Fancier" as an outrageous, bullshit euphemism.

Not particularly, no. Thanks for the offer.

You work for the Mossad, don't you? How else could you get that kind of intel?! ;-)

Yes it is, and it features the late and much-beloved character actor Edward Hermann.

Well, going to Thailand seems like it would be quicker and cheaper…

All of which he owns, with highlighting and marginal notes. ;-)

You would actually DVR that every week. I know it!
EDIT: okay, I'll admit I'd watch The Flying Nun.
This is a Safe Space.

Were you the kind of kid who would pause and take a breath in the middle of saying a sentence? ;-)

Thank you! That's been bugging the hell out of me while I'm trying to write lesson plans and make graphic organizers.

Throw. Happy now, you Amorphous Purple Blob? ;-)

Thank you! Fucking insane.

For a heart-warming/terrifying example I submit The Electric Grandmother.

Thank You!

That's it! Christ, is Burt an idiot at handling money or what?

I'm not touching that link. I don't want the Pervert Sign in my yard. ;-)

Well, at least we now know whose sick, twisted mind was responsible.