Five.

Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance

I'm just gonna find a cash machine

There's always "The Cooler." It's basically the same character as Jerry Lundegaard.

Yeah yeah, when you someone eat it, we know.

"Burn" had one of the best endings imaginable. More movies should end with J.K. Simmons at a desk, wondering what the fuck just happened and whether there was any point to it all.

It actually is the same problem they ran into while filming Disclosure … people sitting on their asses getting fatter just isn't that exciting, visually. And film is a visual medium.

Your fanboyhood had it coming, dressed like that.

Jebediah!

Sometimes it's still Harry Potter. You can tell from the chapter headings' font!

I'm not a vampire, I'm a dracula.

High? Or in Russia?

The only man who can kick Batman's ass is Wesley Willis.

Kill the brain, the body dies. Ain't rocket science.

Worms Armageddon!

Dude, Tupac's the vampire. That's how he keeps putting out albums.

Dick. Ass. That's how they're spelled.

Just walk away.

PG Roadhouse has it right. When the last major trend was "bacon," this is only to be expected.

But she makes the rockin' world go 'round…