No, you're not.

I don't get HBO either, but I've discovered this amazing device they're calling the "inter-net."

Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

Elrond wins.

Man those Aryan corn-children in the Hess truck commercials made me feel deeply uncomfortable. Like it was inevitable that they'll eventually crawl out of the TV and eat my soul.

WHEN DID KERMIT DIE?!?

They get to BE ON TELEVISION, which is like getting paid ONLY BETTER!

I'd rather be sailing.

She don't even have to have a big ol' ass. Just one proportionate to her body. You know, a nice lil tail.

OLD NAVY CARGOS, NIGGA!

White people can only say it when there aren't any black people around to beat the deserving shit out of them.

You misspelled… OH WAIT, SHITCOMS! I get it! Wordplay!

But Leiber at least gets a "created by" credit.

(snort)

Hard to say, really. Hopefully someone will figure it out.

Love the ending of the argument w/ Dirk's mom scene. Mom slams the door shut, then hard cut to Burt Reynolds opening his door. Yes, it's obvious, but it works so well.

Do you think the bass is taking away from my vocals?

Ben Grimm.