Diabeetus and ZMF are my two favorites. Not sarcasm, just sharing how I feel.

I dare not.

The French are right about one thing. I have non-standard parts and my nuts are numb.

Sean Lennon was right about one thing. My nuts really are numb.

Shrek 2

I'm a window, and I'm gay.

No, it's about Warren Beatty. Fucking an elephant! Down from a goose!

… Beatty so vain he's got ME thinking that song's about him!

i am berlackmailing Dave C.
Dave Coulier went back to Elizabethan times and became the pretty-blond-boy subject of Shakespeare's sonnets.

"The League of United Latin American Citizens." Now that was a totally racist take on the Super Friends. How dare you bring them up.

What's the new Crane Technique?

The rock star concert was really awesome, though. I was there; were you?

Hey-o!

The Hang-E-Gram is the same thing, but tied like a noose. And more dignified.

Sure would.