Katie has a well-documented hate on for white people, men in particular. She's the main reason I took a year-long hiatus from commenting here.

There better be a big red candy-like button

Do people actually like Brandy, or do they (tend to) drink it because they've been told its the drink of the wealthy and sophisticated?

Payne Don't Hurt: Candace becomes a Cooler at a seedy dive bar known for its violence-inciting live Blues.

Christmas is for partying with friends, and New Years is the serious family holiday, opposite of the way it is in (most of) the west. Cake and fried chicken make more sense in that context

I do. But that's slang from the 80's, it doesn't really get used anymore. (I've never heard the term used in conversation, I learned it from a book). My wife says it changed to 'New years cakes" because after the 31st… in the 90's, but like I said, none of my Japanese guy friends ever used the term in conversations I…

At least when Stalone reaches mid-term complacency, Mr T will force him out of office and American can finally get with a real secretary.

She can rely on the old man's money

Okay, that was good one. You must be some kind of pun Specialist

I liked it, yeah. It had some cool guns in it, and I thought those black trench coat dudes were hard as fuck.

"This is the 90's, you can't just hit someone, you have to say something cool. Like, if I hit a guy with a surfboard, I'd say, Surf's up!"

Black Widow face with a Tarantula booty

"Gentleman, I give you: The RCMP!"

"I must have missed This Hour Has 22 Minutes"

Let's not forget Ms Jackson's (I am nasty, yes) TV career, either. if we include that, her stardom rose and fell a few times over several decades.

I'm just glad someone got to make a Johnny Cab joke out of this

Loved it. One of my favourite later-period Westerns.

Shrooms are legal there.

As Mr Thicke himself once wrote: You take the good, you take the bad…2016 is sure giving us a lot of bad.

Remember how we had to endure 8 years of: "Obama's a secret Islamo-fascist-Commie, and he's going to lock up everyone in FEMA camps and take all the guns, only to reveal himself as the anti-christ! Any day now… its going to happen, guys, seriously." Remember? Now its the other side's turn.