Sincere condolences to his family and friends.

Haven't you been getting your Patriarchy news letter? We discussed this at our last meeting, wondering what the best way to continue our global quest to oppress everyone and everything, when Chadwick Q Richington IV came up with the brilliant idea to replace the Grammy's host….with a White Man! Mwa-hahahaha!

Nice. Nice.

There are really only two ways to effectively deal with a spy (according to Sun Tzu): You either buy their allegiance, or you feed them false information. Arresting/Interogating just tips your hand to your enemy.

I think you mean "sawtey"

Hiddleston is too pretty and too small to play Nixon/Carl.

The inclusion of Hitler in that registry. It is incredibly vile and insulting.

I don't think they literally want to create a registry of white men, I do think the people behind it hate white men.

The URL is literally "Allwhitemen.com"

Oh, well, its just bigotry! That's totally fine, carry on then.

It is racist, doesn't mean I don't get the point. Register actual criminals where appropriate, that's all. Because I don't stand for a white male registry, doesn't mean I am in favour of a Muslim registry.

We'll always have Inosanto v. Lee in Game of Death

"This is the 90's, you can just hit someone, you have to say something cool. Like, if I hit a guy with a surf board, I'd say, 'Surf's up!"

Danny would mop the floor using Steve's pony tail.

Was that the cue ball in the bar rag scene? Shit gets me hard.

The rise of Seagal: Marked for Death and Hard to Kill in 90, Out for Justice in 91, Under Siege in 92, and…well, just stop there. Seagal is fucking insane, like…mentally ill, but those first 4 movies of his are pure 24K gold. No one was doing what he was doing in those films.

"I don't know whether to fight you, or fuck you…" I like Lion Heart, often forgotten Van Damme.

As some one who watches Road House way too much, I agree.

…well, okay, Diana Rigg is the total-package Bond-girl, I'll happily admit to that.

I'll say this for under Siege: The Seagal-Jones knife fight at the end is on-point (pun intended).