Ah, the classics.

*Glass shatters* THAT's…THAT'S THE APPELLATE COURT'S MUSIC!

Doesn't the Leader of the Free World (tm) have more important things to do?

Bush Sr was (unproven) the mastermind behind all sorts of chicanery and outright fucking treason during the Reagan presidency. He's lucky there was no internet during Desert Storm and Bill Cassey died in 1987.

Do Made for TV Movies count? Because "The Day After" would be it, for me.

I love the smell of KY in the morning!

Lohan, Spears, Bieber. Common denominator? Shitty, star-struck parents

Seeing a big uptick in bitter, spiteful articles that just seem to relish in other people's misfortunes…particularly if they are not exactly likeable. Bad form, AVC staff.

Pretty much what I thought. Couple this with a lack of education and having a normal teenage life where you get to figure these things out.. He's just a dumb kid, and I don't mean that to be insulting - he never really had the chance to shed his ignorance. Of all the "little asshole" things he's done, this is pretty…

What about Steve Perry?

He's not called the God MC without reason.

The Devil playing the dozens with a priest is not scary. "Your mom" jokes? Really, Satan? That's what you're coming at me with?

He deserved, at the least, an Oscar nomination. Robbed by Hopkins.

Religious-based horror, like the Exorcist, or the Omen, don't scare me. I was raised heathen, just don't have the background and I find it hard to suspend my disbelief. I can appreciate the movie making and story telling, they just don't scare me.

My dog broke mine. We left it on for the day with dinner in side for later, and she decided to pull the whole thing onto the floor, smashing the crock pot, and helping herself to what was inside. And there was not a drop left. Licked the fucker clean.

So, Walter Hill is the uptight Police Chief to Nolte's maverick play by his own rules cop?

Bad Lieutenant-era Harvey Keitel for me, with Brian Dennehy as Sabretooth

I'm pro-stove top. All the way. When I make chili, it has to be on the weekend, because it's going to take two days to cook, and simmer and be ever so slowly stirred. I want the bacon to be rendered down and made invisible, the chunks of steak disintegrate upon contact with teeth and the bring out all the flavours,…

You still need to live and work beside "the other side" the day after the election.

The correct time is when you want to say it. That's what sincerity is. A bold execution is better than a hesitant one, even if its a bit clumsy. I think you are making it tougher than it needs to be, because I think there are truly very few times when its completely the wrong time for a compliment. You know, you don't…