Look, you either appropriate someone's culture or erase someone's culture. Pick one, live with your decision. Either way, you're still a racist, so you can pick the choice you like best.

No, but the tape with Commando on it (see, my parents are divorced,, my dad had pay-per-view and just dubbed everything to VHS, and was far, far too permisible about which movies Young Geddy should watch) also had Raw Deal and Conan the Destroyer

I really need to, I love Canon films

Avenging Force, the Invasion USA sequel so bad Chuck Norris didn't want to do it, so it went to Golan-Globus golden-boy, Michael Dudikoff.

Damn right!

Yeah, Richard is doing just fine. Just fine. He has all that Most Valuable Primate money coming in.

Its ruins the continuity within Thunderdome, itself.

Embargo on!

Another fine example of "less is more". They drop just enough hints that there is some substantial history between the Marshall and the Preacher, but it's told through glances and facial expressions, and nary a word.

The lost kids plot line is terrible. It doesn't ruin the movie, but you could hack it off the end and nothing would be lost, the rest of the movie doesn't really change. The rest of Thunderdome is great, just lose the act with the Lost Kids.

Such a good year for bad movies that I absolutely love, with so many good lines of bad dialogue that I continue to spout to this day. As much as I love, love, LOVE Commando, my heart really belong to Chuck Norris, and Invasion USA.

Jack Palance playing any villain. Yes, I will watch Hawk the Slayer. I will stomach Cyborg II. Tango and Cash? Fuckin' love it! I will even watch Billy Crystal mid-life crisis bullshit City Slickers *AND* The Legend of Curly's Gold.

I like your style, Dude.

You'd have to think white people were some kind of "master race"….er - wait!

Consider this: If you're being held to account for what generations of people who had a shared a characteristic from birth you have no control over, you also get to take credit for all the good and positive things those people who may be, but are likely not, your ancestors did. For us white people, we've got more…

Yeah
One, two, princes kneel before you
That's what I said, now
Princes, Dark Princes who adore you
Just go ahead, now
One has diamonds in his pockets
His daddy was rich, now
This one, came to Earth in a rocket
His Planet is gone now

I bought a house and moved out of the city right before the election.

Oh yeah? Well, you're just a stupid lefty, wasting all our tax dollars!

"Guests of Between Two Ferns stay at Best Western Hotel in beautiful downtown San Diego. Ms Clinton's wardrobe provided by Blofeld's of S.P.E.C.T.R.E…"

But voters don't want that. Voters want a WWE RAW-style promo, they want bias-confirming zingers and gotcha sound bites.