I know we disagree on just about everything, but wanted to say congrats and good for you! I'm the son of an addict and alcoholic, I lived it from the other side, and I know its not an easy disease to live with or recover from. Hang in there.

That is the safest spot to avoid getting pissed on, though.

Nope, extinguished. She was my original high school crush, lived around the corner from me… you know the story. Ended up dating a douche with an old brown Vandura child-molester van (Why no, Young Geddy was not in the least bit bitter). We graduate, go our separate ways, and a few years later, I run into her while…

I've never seen the "classy" side of sex work, but I've seen a lot of the "street" side, I pretty much agree.

Sure, Ham it up guys, but Noah one wants to read anymore of these puns

Awfully nice of the Make a Wish Foundation people to take some time out of their day and make the dream of winning some Guinness Awards come true for this poor boy going through chemo treatments

The judges will also accept Shoplifters of the World Unite (Lochte is a big Smiths fan)

That's part of the beauty of Calvin and Hobbes, its incredibly relate-able

I'm sure he will have transmogrified himself into an owl, thereby preventing any school attendance long before that happens.

Fred > Ben

Boy Meets World sucked. Wonder Years, mother fucker.

The leads were weak

All my six year-old needs to know about heading off to Grade 1 is contained within the immortal wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes

Hans Gruber's brother finally caught up with the "Winsolws" in the Witness Protection program. it was really payback from the Nakatomi Plaza incident.

*Spike Lee angrily tweet the location of Leonard Bosack*

G-Eazy? Do record execs have, like, one of those magnetic poetry kit things, except its all cliche hip-hop monikers, and these are the two magnets they randomly drew? It came down to G-Eazy of B Money

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most…annoying.

It's all part of the show.

If they had just kept the entire focus of the movie on the Prison planet (less is more), I think it would have been fucking awesome.

Can't say much for spelling though.